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Asked Questions
#1 What is with the name, how did you come up with that.
Ok heres the lame story in it’s entirety. A friend I worked with for years,
Chris Beal, used to do this corny thing when ever I would walk into work. He
would use some huge vocabulary word to describe something. For example,
Gholson, it sure is a luminescent day outside. Or Gholson we have a plethora
of work to do today. Or Gholson you certainly look radiant today. You get
the
idea. So it turned into a game of one upsmanship where I would try to use
bigger vocabulary words then him. One day we were about to go on break, he
said, “Gholson, I believe it would be a viable time to take a Hiatus.” I
said
ok lets go on a viable hiatus. I knew that I would never top that so in
honor
of him winning the vocabulary game I named my new website I was building
after
the word. See I told you it was lame.
#2 What is the point of this stupid site.
Excellent question the point behind this stupid site is to be a repository
and
distribution center for everything I deem worthy to put on the site. Read
the history
if you want to know more. Really
the whole thing came from my interest in journalism
and desire to have
a “underground” newspaper because it was such a rebellious thing
to do.
Later
I realized I had very little rebellious things to say and it became more f a
fake funny news website. I am inspired by such other fake funny
websites as www.theonion.com
www.bbspot.com and
www.dailyregister.com
#3 What was it like there in Iraq and what did you do with that comforter
you
looted.
Wouldn’t you like to know, lets just say I've been warm and cozy.
#4 If a tree fell in the woods when no one was around did it make a sound.
Depends on your definition of the word sound. Air was moved in certain
patterns by the falling tree, if you call these patterns noise then Yes. If
you call sound the response our brain creates when the auditory nerves are
stimulated by these patterns of moving air then No.
#5 I have an idea for a funny story, or I am a local artist writer and would my work publsihed in the grand viable haitus how do I go about this.
After considering all the implications to your career, then realizing all your friends will leave you and you will live the rest of your life a lonely loser send your submission to mgholson@mchsi.com
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