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The Nations newest Bachelor

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The Bachelor

When ABC called and asked me to do The Bachelor I was like, NO WAY, but now I see the genius behind the show.  First off now matter how big a loser I am all these hot ladies and trying to get me to give them a rose so they can stay on TV longer.  And the really cool part is I don't even have to buy the rose, the ABC guys just give them to me. 

I get to be on major news shows and talk about how cool I am. Guys all over the World want to be me, and why not I am the bachelor. 

When I explained my theories on MATRIMONIOS MULTIPLES, that's Spanish for Multiple Marriages the women just giggled.  When I showed them pictures of my wife they were like, "oh your so smart Matt, GIVE ME A ROSE."