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Howard Dean becomes comic superhero
In a move political analysts are calling a bold stroke of genius democratic presidential hopeful Howard Dean exposed himself to some of the radiation that turned Bruce Banner into the Incredible Hulk.
Dean gave a press conference right after the exposure and quoted that the gamma radiation was the only way he could get the raw brutish rage that would allow him to lead the country into a new era of peace and prosperity. Special interests and Big Business will fear me. No candidate could stand before The INCREDIBLE DEAN. At that point reports of what happened at the press conference grew sketchy. "I remember seeing him turn green and I just dropped my camera and ran," said ABC camera operator Raul Ponchez. "I've already been yelled at once by that guy I didn't want to be crushed like a bug."
Twelve journalists were hospitalized as The Incredible Dean Rampaged through the conference searching for FAT CATS. He left the conference running in the direction of Iowa. Deans campaign team has posted a 1000 dollar reward for any information that would lead to Deans capture.
