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hippie explodes in our basement

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Presidential Hopeful Howard Dean exposed to gamma Radiation.

Left Lane Law Confusion is alleviated

Tetro-Phonic Instratrute Review uncovered!

ARE THESE SHOES GAY?

WORLDS COOLEST PHONE

SOUTHERN ILLINOIS R/C RACEWAY

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Viable Hiatus Art Gallery

The Nations newest Bachelor

I made some Cyclists MAD

2003 Tunnel Hill Trail Ride

Up to the date war coverage

2003 in 2003 heats up

Movies, YOU need to see

I was REVIEWED

Valentine's Day Sucks

Winter Thoughts: Teaching

Bicycling: Remembering a weird guy from SIU

Asheron's Call: The best ten dollars a month you'll ever spend

Special Feature: Anatomy of a Cavity

Worlds coolest phone now in my possession, check out the neon glow.  This is 80s technology that was abandoned in the resource conscious 90s.  People thought we were gonna run out of elecrticy.  Fools, there is no limit to the amount of electrons in the universe!  Anyway if you'd like to come check out the word's coolest phone tickets are available at the door.  6.95

It gives my dwelling a cold blue neon radiance

If I ever go deaf the neon light flashes so I'll still be able to answer the phone!